Hi. My name is Jim Kabler. According to my wife Bonnie, I am the “Laziest Man On Earth”, that’s LMOE, pronounced Elmoe. So that makes me “The Elmoe”. She doesn’t really think I’m The Elmoe. It’s just what she says every time I find a way to lesson or totally avoid any Act Of Labor, or AOL. And she’s not alone. I remember as a child, my mother often referred to me as the Laziest Boy On Earth. Yes, I was The Elboe.
This blog is to document each instance when Bonnie calls me The Elmoe. When necessary, I will include pictures and or video to document my latest strategy to avoid an AOL.
If you think you might be an Elmoe, or an Elboe, then I invite you to visit this blog often to pick up new Elmoe tips. And by all means, feel free to share your own Elmoe tips. Naturally, you will receive full credit for any tip that I publish here.
Here’s the first Tip from The Elmoe. Bonnie doesn’t know about this, but I am sure when she finds out she will say those familiar words. Writing a blog is an AOL. Here’s the tip. If you writing a blog about Elmoes, get other Elmoes to send in tips so you can just copy and paste.
Since a man’s career is his biggest AOL, you’re probably wondering what The Elmoe does to pay the bills. As you may have guessed, it is incredibly simple. And yet it supports a family of 8 with a hefty new mortgage, and two car payments. Right now, there are only about 40,000 people in the entire world that do what I do. So there’s plenty of room for more. This is The Elmoe’s biggest tip of all. If you want it, and trust me, you do, you’re going to have to share an Elmoe tip of your own, or at least comment on my blog.
Wow! That was a lot of writing. And that porch swing is looking mighty inviting. So until next time, this is The Elmoe saying, “Don’t be afraid of hard work. I’ve gotten as close a ten feet from it without suffering any ill effects”.
